Shippin it so hard
i am so done, jesus
We’re leaving an awards show and we were asked not to stop, because if one actor stops and signs an autograph and the rest don’t then it makes them look bad, “so, please folks, just got right from the ballroom into the parties, will you?” Okay, fine, we’re going and we’re going and we’re going and all of a sudden the line stopped and I was behind people and there was nowhere to go and…
Happy birthday to Harrison “Sir Points-A-Lot” Ford! (July 13, 1942)
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